His high school sweetheart/wife Danielle (32f) is a tight curled redhead with freckles for days, and burns like there’s no tomorrow. The boys are dang near carbon copies of him bleach blond straight hair, freckless skin, and I swear to god they were just born with tans. Robert (32m) just had his first daughter Chelsea (2mo) after 4 boys. I (23m) have a coworker I’ve been friends with for four years, pretty much since I started working at the factory I’m still in. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry over this entire situation that’s unfolded in the past six weeks. My friends are mad at me for telling my friends wife about him demanding a paternity test from me, but seriously, I’m gay. Original posted r/TrueOffM圜hest on May 21st 2022. TW: The update details the hallmarks of an abusive relationship.
Both original and update posts were edited slightly. This is an ongoing story but it's so insane, I had to make a post about it.